A pair of adorable, legally married hipsters tried to impede photographers from taking their picture in NYC on Tuesday ... by donning creepy Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson masks.
If they really want to be left alone, Pete and Ash should try playing their music for the paps.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Ashlee Simpson
Jessica Simpson is unloading all of the aggression Ashlee may have been storing after her character was axed from "Melrose Place" -- slamming the show for "crap" writing and praising Ashlee as the only thing worth watching. 
Just a few hours ago, Jessica unleashed the following message on her Twitter page:
"CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap? i have had bad scripts to work with,but this? thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press."
Bitter? Nasty? Catty? Maybe they cast the wrong sister on the show.
Filed under: TV, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson
Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz really knows how to balance fatherhood ... and a tray of iced coffee drinks.
The 30-year-old Mr. Ashlee Simpson managed to stay poised while holding adorable son Bronx at a Starbucks in L.A. on Tuesday.
Which is no small feat when you're wearing guyliner and skinny jeans.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Ashlee Simpson
What's the secret to Fallout Boy's success among the young kids? Booze. And lots of it.
Pete Wentz's New York City bar, Angels and Kings, has been shut down for a few days for allegedly serving alcohol to minors, Gawker is reporting. The bass player (who moonlights as Ashlee Simpson's baby-daddy/husband) has had some legal trouble in the past -- apparently this is the bar's third violation.
A rep for the bar told us they didn't know anything about the closure -- but the bar's website says it's supposed to be closed yesterday and today for "maintenance issues."
Maintaining what -- a .08 blood alcohol level on underage kids?
A rep for A&K gave us this statement: "There was an outstanding legal issue which the owners are now working to correct."
So there.
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
With Bronx Mowgli at home, Ashlee Simpson hit up the Chateau with her hubby on Friday -- and from the looks of it, it's probably a good thing she took the backseat when they left.
During her assisted walk to the ride, Ashlee claimed she "loved" the "Howard Stern incident" -- referring to the time her hubby Peter Wentz went on the air and told the King of All Media every explicit detail about their sex lives.
Looks like someone's come out of her shell....
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson, Drunks
Jessica Simpson's sister has a big beef with everyone who is calling Jess ... big.
The littler Simpson, Ashlee, writes on her blog she is "completely disgusted" by all the attention her sister got from those photos of her in high-waisted jeans and a big belt. Slams Ash: "Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it."
Jessica's ex-trainer is also piping about the controversy, saying Jess is "healthy."
Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson
Pete Wentz is no stranger to making an ass of himself -- but this one dude's job in Vegas on New Year's Eve was to make sure that didn't happen, by holding his thighs to keep the boozy father of one from falling over.
We can just imagine the job description: "Security must be able to lift 50lbs without incident."
Filed under: Hot Vegas, Ashlee Simpson
Pete Wentz might want to get a paternity test -- his baby looks a lot like John Mayer.
All the magazines reportedly passed on the Bronx Mowgli Wentz baby pics -- and we were given a real treat when an unsteady Pete decided to show us a photo on his cell phone last night outside Virgin Megastore in NYC.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Ashlee Simpson, John Mayer
For the second night in a row, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were out sans baby Bronx Mowgli. The kid is 20 days old ... which means they've been without their baby more than 10% of the nights.
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
After giving birth to son Bronx an entire 18 days ago, Ashlee Simpson did what every new mom does ... she went clubbing in West Hollywood.
Ash checked out her husband Pete Wentz's show at the Troubadour and then hightailed it next door to Foxtail for a little see and be scene action.
Hopefully, the 24-year-old will be as good a mom as she is a singer.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Ashlee Simpson, Party All The Time
Unless Bronx Mowgli Wentz ages 20 years and 46 weeks by New Year's Eve -- he'll be spending it sans his emo mom and pops.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are giving up diaper duty for the night to host Pure Nightclub's New Year's Eve party in Las Vegas.
As long as they don't leave him with Jessica...
Filed under: Hot Vegas, Ashlee Simpson
And their next child shall be named Queens Baloo.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had their kid yesterday (well done, blah blah blah), but couldn't resist the temptation to give their new son a name that will make him either very cool or most likely deeply resentful for a long time. That is, Bronx Mowgli -– as in asphalt jungle and Jungle Book.
Everybody's healthy and happy, by the way.
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
Following in the heterosexual footsteps of Brad Pitt and Steven Spielberg, Pete Wentz has contributed money to fight Prop 8 and keep same-sex marriage legal in California.
Although wife Ashlee Simpson (who is about to pop) was nowhere in sight, the Fall Out Boy showed up at a No on Prop 8 fundraiser at Gallery 1988 in Hollywood on Sunday. Other civil rights supporters in the house included "Scrubs" star Sarah Chalke and members of Linkin Park.
Pitt and Spielberg have contributed $100K each to stop the anti-gay ballot initiative. No word on how much Pete donated.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Music, Ashlee Simpson
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